K1. Do you know why the corn does not like the farmer??
K2. Why is a hill not like a pill?
K3. Why did the the boy throw the clock out the window?
K4. Why did the elephant paint it's nails red?
K5. What did the big factory chimney say to the tiny house chimney?
K6. Why does the elephant have flat feet?
K7. If a 5000 lb electic train is going 100 miles per hour traveling west and the wind is blowing 50 miles per hour from the east which way will the trains smoke be blowing and how fast??
K8. Tell me 2 things you can NEVER eat for breakfast?
K.9 What is the longest word in the dictionary?
K10. Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?
K11. Here is a math riddle...
You want to join the Tree House Club and they have a secret code if you figure what it is you may climb the ladder and join the club..you watch the first kid go up to the Club guard by the ladder and he says 10 and the kid answers 5, the guard lets the kid pass and climb the ladder..
The 2nd kid goes up to the guard and the guard says 8 and the kid answers 4 he also passes and climbs the ladder..The 3rd kid comes up to the guard and the guard says 4 and the kid answers 2.
What's the code??
K12. What is it?? If you give it away it makes others happy... but you can't keep it and not use it or you'll always wear a frown and if you share it with others you'll get more back . what is it??
K13 Follow the dots to see who is making friends with my cousin Sammy Snail..